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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Slackjaw

I Don’t Celebrate Halloween, I Just Like To Give Out Candy While Dressed In Costume

Halloween’s not really my thing. I’m a religious, non-satan worshiper so I’m against doing anything related to the holiday. That’s why…

3 min readOct 23, 2023

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I Don’t Celebrate Halloween, I Just Like To Give Out Candy While Dressed In Costume

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Slackjaw

I’m The Thin Founder Of This Plus-Size Clothing Brand And I Know Just What Big Girls Need

Hey, girlz! I’m so excited to launch my very own plus-size clothing company, PlusUMinusMe. Designed by me, a size zero, for size 14 and up…

3 min readOct 19, 2023

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Frazzled

Are You Hosting a Labor Day Gathering or Are You Actually in Labor?

You are scurrying around trying to make sure everything is ready.

2 min readSep 1, 2023

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Are You Hosting a Labor Day Gathering or Are You Actually in Labor?

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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The Belladonna Comedy

We, Your Child’s Day Camp, Suggest You Send In A Crazy Amount Of Stuff For This Upcoming Field Trip

These are just suggestions, but they are also mandatory requirements.

4 min readAug 15, 2023

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We, Your Child’s Day Camp, Suggest You Send In A Crazy Amount Of Stuff For This Upcoming Field Trip

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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The Belladonna Comedy

Thoreau on Building Barbie’s Dreamhouse

There was so much pink of a variety not common in nature.

4 min readJul 21, 2023

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Thoreau on Building Barbie’s Dreamhouse

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Slackjaw

Can I Borrow All Your Streaming Passwords Temporarily, Forever?

Hey, friend-I-only-text-when-I-need something. Do you mind if I borrow all your streaming passwords? And by borrow, I mean “have for…

3 min readJul 5, 2023

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Can I Borrow All Your Streaming Passwords Temporarily, Forever?

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Frazzled

Are You Driving Your Kid’s Carpool or Is the Earth Currently on Fire?

“A new wave of smoke from Canada fires blankets Chicago and Midwest” — The New York Times, June 28, 2023

2 min readJun 29, 2023

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Are You Driving Your Kid’s Carpool or Is the Earth Currently on Fire?

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Slackjaw

My Summer Of Extreme Outdoor Entertaining Begins Now

All winter long, I’ve been waiting for the day when I can entertain loads of people at home without letting anyone actually step foot…

3 min readJun 27, 2023

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My Summer Of Extreme Outdoor Entertaining Begins Now

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Slackjaw

I’m Waiting For This Oozing Pimple To Get Even More Infected So I Can Go Viral

Oh, this thing on my face? Nothing to worry about. It’s just a pimple and I’m letting it grow so I can aim a ring light at it and film it…

4 min readJun 21, 2023

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I’m Waiting For This Oozing Pimple To Get Even More Infected So I Can Go Viral

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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Frazzled

Are You a Parent Doing Homework With Your Kids or Are You a Stranded Character on Yellowjackets?

You are in serious need of rescuing.

1 min readMay 16, 2023

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Are You a Parent Doing Homework With Your Kids or Are You a Stranded Character on Yellowjackets?

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Rochelle E. Fisher

Rochelle E. Fisher

Top writer in Satire & Parenting, Rochelle's words can be found in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Frazzled, and others.

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