Published inSlackjawTrumptenkamen II Vows To Make Ancient Egypt Great AgainGone are the days of sleepy Joseph and his ugly technicolor dreamcoat.Apr 10A response icon3Apr 10A response icon3
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyA Tale Of Two SwiftiesThe Eras tour was like time, mystical time.Mar 5Mar 5
Published inSlackjawThe Pussy-Cat From The Owl And The Pussy-Cat Poem Wants A DivorceYou “splurged” on your favorite food: mince and slices of quince which we ate with a runcible spoon. Not even a spork.Mar 3A response icon1Mar 3A response icon1
Published inSlackjawI Just Got Botox And I Want You To Notice But Also, I Don’tYou should know that I really put effort into my looks, and simultaneously, you should believe I have great genetics.Jan 24A response icon2Jan 24A response icon2
Published inSlackjawI Don’t Celebrate Halloween, I Just Like To Give Out Candy While Dressed In CostumeHalloween’s not really my thing. I’m a religious, non-satan worshiper so I’m against doing anything related to the holiday. That’s why…Oct 23, 2023A response icon2Oct 23, 2023A response icon2
Published inSlackjawI’m The Thin Founder Of This Plus-Size Clothing Brand And I Know Just What Big Girls NeedHey, girlz! I’m so excited to launch my very own plus-size clothing company, PlusUMinusMe. Designed by me, a size zero, for size 14 and up…Oct 19, 2023A response icon6Oct 19, 2023A response icon6
Published inFrazzledAre You Hosting a Labor Day Gathering or Are You Actually in Labor?You are scurrying around trying to make sure everything is ready.Sep 1, 2023A response icon1Sep 1, 2023A response icon1
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWe, Your Child’s Day Camp, Suggest You Send In A Crazy Amount Of Stuff For This Upcoming Field TripThese are just suggestions, but they are also mandatory requirements.Aug 15, 2023A response icon9Aug 15, 2023A response icon9
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThoreau on Building Barbie’s DreamhouseThere was so much pink of a variety not common in nature.Jul 21, 2023A response icon6Jul 21, 2023A response icon6
Published inSlackjawCan I Borrow All Your Streaming Passwords Temporarily, Forever?Hey, friend-I-only-text-when-I-need something. Do you mind if I borrow all your streaming passwords? And by borrow, I mean “have for…Jul 5, 2023A response icon4Jul 5, 2023A response icon4
