15 Perfectly Good Reasons You Had For “Poking The Bear”

Rochelle E. Fisher
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readApr 3, 2022

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Marjorie Taylor Greene said that Ukraine’s openness over the past few years to form alliances with the West amounted to agitating Russia, or “poking the bear,” as she called it. — Forbes, March 22, 2022

You poked him because:

  1. He was eating peanut butter in a nut-free zone.

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Rochelle E. Fisher
Slackjaw

Top writer in Satire & Parenting, Rochelle's words can be found in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Frazzled, and others.